10.07.2011

A Fundamental Question Remains Unanswered in This Release

 

Senator Mimi Walters Taps New Chief of Staff

SACRAMENTO – Senator Mimi Walters (R-Laguna Hills) announced that Garth Eisenbeis, most recently her Legislative & Capitol Director, will be her new Chief of Staff.

“Garth provides the type of talent for us to move forward in 2012. He has served me and my constituents well as my Legislative Director and will provide continuity for the entire staff,” Walters explained. “I have full confidence in Garth’s ability to guide my staff and foster an environment of creativity and ingenuity that will be needed in my continuing efforts to improve California.” 

Eisenbeis replaces Gina Zari, who accepted an opportunity she was unable to pass up, the position of Campaign Manager for Rep. Ed Royce’s congressional campaign. “We will miss Gina and all the experience that she possesses, but I didn’t want to stand in the way of such a thrilling opportunity for her,” Walters said. “Gina was such an integral part of our office that her absence will leave a void, but all of us are happy for her in this exciting prospect.”

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(Editor’s Note: The question , of course, is where exactly did Sen. Walters tap Garth? Most readers would immediately embrace the age-old presumption that it was his shoulder but  all sorts of tapping occurs on all parts of the body. More specificity would have led to superior clarity.)

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7 Comments »

  1. I am thinking it was more a metaphor as opposed to an actually tap. Unless it was a shoulder tap which according to Wikipedia “is an act in which a minor asks an adult to purchase alcohol for him or her. Typically, the minor will walk around a convenience store and solicit help from a passing adult stranger.” And that make no sense whatsoever.

    Comment by Richard M — 10.07.2011 @ 4:16 pm

  2. I am thinking it was more a metaphor as opposed to an actually tap. Unless it was a shoulder tap which according to Wikipedia \"is an act in which a minor asks an adult to purchase alcohol for him or her. Typically, the minor will walk around a convenience store and solicit help from a passing adult stranger.\" And that make no sense whatsoever.

    Comment by Richard M — 10.07.2011 @ 4:16 pm

  3. Sorry

    Comment by Richard M — 10.07.2011 @ 4:17 pm

  4. I didn’t realize that Ed Royce was still alive enough to run for Congress…

    Comment by Celtic Snake — 10.07.2011 @ 5:11 pm

  5. I didn\’t realize that Ed Royce was still alive enough to run for Congress…

    Comment by Celtic Snake — 10.07.2011 @ 5:12 pm

  6. I didn\\\’t realize that Ed Royce was still alive enough to run for Congress…

    Comment by Celtic Snake — 10.07.2011 @ 5:13 pm

  7. Thank you, Greg for a wonderful, full-throated laugh out loud…Tap that…indeed.

    Comment by Robyn Boyer — 10.07.2011 @ 5:27 pm

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